Once upon a time, it was Thanksgiving. Yes, it was Thanksgiving once upon a time, but that is not the point to the story. It was early in the morning. Baby Turkey was so excited. Pappa Turkey was taking Baby Turkey on his first hunt. As they were going out, Baby Turkey asked Pappa Turkey, “Papa, what are we hunting for?”

Pappa Turkey replied, “We are hunting people. We are having people for dinner.”

“Wow!” said Baby Turkey. “I love having people for Thanksgiving dinner.”

Papa Turkey and Baby Turkey continued out on their hunt for people.

Since you will be having dinner on Thanksgiving, I will spare you the details of the rest of the story. In the meantime,

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!