Sir Benton William Jones Darby was an archeologist who traveled the world in search of great hidden treasures that could never be found. He heard about the Great Diamond of Figharrow. He went to the queen.
“Oh great Sir Benton William Jones Darby, what quest will you be on today.” The queen was sitting on the throne eating a large pizza.
Sir Benton William Jones Darby bowed to her. “Oh great and mighty queen who lives forever and ever, I wish to make the quest to acquire the Great Diamond of Figharrow.”
The queen laughed. “You, a great explorer, seeks the Great Diamond of Figharrow?”
“I do, great and everlasting queen.” He bowed again.
“Don’t waste your time,” the queen said. “Sid James Stinkpoop of Salesburg discovered it last week.”
Sir Benton William Jones Darby was furious. “Why does he always beat me to everything?”
“Because you are a stupid idiot,” the queen said.
Sir Benton William Jones Darby left the presence of the queen very disappointed… again.