This is a very great story

Of a gorgeous gal named Lori

She had a twinkle in her nose

And had very cute toes

You will see her in her glory.


Here is a man named Mike

He was riding on his bike

He swerved to miss a duck

He got run over by a truck

Now he is at one with the pike.


Now meet the one called Dan

Went out on a date with Jan

The kissed by the moonlight

As it lit up the night

And true love is in their plan


This is Zelda ready to rock

With beauty makes you shock

She dances in the street

With her beautiful bare feet

And she parties around the clock

6 thoughts on “Limericks

  1. I love Limericks. This is great John did you write this. I have never heard this one before. The ones I do know aren’t decent in mixed company. I hope you are having a wonderful Sunday my friend. Sending you love, hugs and flowers. 💕❤️🤗🌸🌷Joni

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