Jokes About Different Occupations

MiddleMe

Let’s start Monday with laughter and joy. Today, I’m going to spread the smiles in your office by hunting down the best occupation jokes around the internet.

So come on, say ‘Haha’ in the comments below if you love at least one of them.

Best Salesman Ever

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

“Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied.
“You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anytime!”

“Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have a job.”

He was gone about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000 and another for $50,000.

“How in the world did you do that?” they asked.
“I told you I’m the worldes best salesman, I can sell anyone anything, anytime!”

“Did you get…

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