Sir Patrick Riot the Patriot for Super Bowl Sunday 2018

Hello there great men and gorgeous ladies of these great and superior United States of America.  I am Sir Patrick Riot, a patriot of these great and superior United States of America, but you can call me Pat Riot.  I think that this is a great name.  Anyway, one very year ago from this very day a band of falcons declared war on us, the Patriots of these great and superior United States of America, but we the great patriots defeated them in battle.  On this very day, we are at war against birds, but a different kind of birds.  We are at war against eagles.  These eagles seek our annihilation.  We must fight for great and superior United States of America.  Will you join us?  We appreciate you standing with us.  It is a fight that we must win.  Join the patriots.  I am Sir Patrick Riot.  Have a HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!!

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