Hello there. I am Sam the Eagle. As you know, this very day is Super Bowl Sunday. I do not know why they call it the Super Bowl because the game is played in a stadium and not in a bowl. How can they play in a bowl? I do not know. Anyway, I have a very important message that is of great and superior importance. There are men who call themselves Patriots who strongly desire to destroy the entire eagle population. We cannot let them do that. The eagle is a symbol of freedom and the American way. These Patriots seek to destroy this symbol. We must fight back. Join the fight. Let the eagle soar forever. If we win the battle, the eagles will do just that. I am Sam the Eagle. Have a HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!