She is Amanda, a lovely gal
So lovely, makes a great pal
The glow of her hair
Really makes you want to stare
And you see her running with Al
It is such a dandy
To see the beautiful Brandi
Oh she is so fine
Like a nice flavored wine
With toes in the beach so sandy
We must talk of Colleen
A great girl we have seen
With the twinkle in her eye
It will truly make you sigh
Her look is oh so keen
Oh yes we have Donna
Oh she is much hotter than a sauna
Much to your surprise
She has sparkle in her eyes
Her beauty much bigger than Ghana
We must mention Elaine
Her beauty soothes your pain
As she swings her hips
See the beauty of her lips
She is colorful as a candy cane
There is the lovely Fran
Who looks lovely with a man
You can feel the grace
Of her beautiful face
She will be part of your plan
Here comes the lovely Gail
With whom you will set sail
Feel the rushing wind
That cannot be skinned
Time with her will not be stale
A red head named Holly
Who is always so jolly
With that twinkle in her nose
And sand between her beautiful toes
She is truly one lovely Dolly
The lovely so lovely Isabel
Oh this lady truly is swell
All throughout the night
The lady is out of sight
Oh how this lady can sell
The one and only Jennifer
You really want to be with her
With her you want to ride
You want her by your side
A great aroma like myrrh
Oh Katherine, Oh Katherine
She has such great beauty within
You don’t know what to say
As she is coming your way
She just makes you stand there and grin
Lindsey, Lindsey, I do recall
As being the beauty of them all
From her toes to her head
A story of beauty has been said
By that mirror on the wall
There is something about Mary
A woman you would want to carry
I can rest you assure
She is very truly not a bore
She is a light at the monastery
How can we forget Nancy
Out there looking so fancy
She looks so very neat
She has very beautiful feet
Get ready, she is getting dancy
Oh Olivia, what beautiful eyes
So much beauty in her lies
The smile on her face
Her beauty and grace
And all of the ugliness dies
You cannot go wrong to bet
On the very lovely Paulette
You will never feel down
As you rolls around town
Without her, you will fret
Oh Quintana oh so cool
The thought of her makes you drool
What beautiful hands
Toes in the sands
Sits gracefully by the pool
A lovely babe Rene
I don’t know what to say
I am so mute
Because she is cute
But she is ready to play
Sabrina, Sabrina, you really know how
To soothe the feeling of my brow
As her face is aglow
For a wonderful show
She is shining bright right now
On Tina, this is your day
Your face so golden like golden hay
The soothing of your hands
And where your feet stands
To see you, a price we pay
Oh Ursula, oh Ursula
I really want to see ya
You bring no despair
With beauty everywhere
And we say, “Oh-la-la”
Victoria stands for victory
Victorious woman we do see
Wind through her hair blows
And the wind through her toes
She flourishes like a tree
Oh Wanda, you are magic
Without you, it is tragic
Oh do we see
You are no fantasy
In hockey, you are a hat trick
Oh Xenia, great princess
You are gorgeous, I must confess
You bring no strife
As a beauty wife
A man will have no less
Come what may, Yvonne
All ugliest is gone
A gorgeous lady
Never so fady
As she lays out on the lawn
Zara, Zara, last but not least
Her beauty will destroy any beast
She truly has class
With her toes in the grass
She will treat you with a feast
Adore all of these. Especially “Holly” !
I was thinking of you when I wrote it.
You did a great job on all these limericks!l
Thank you. I enjoy making people feel very special.